My (Twitter) Status: Why is just about the entire Internet down between 2AM and 6AM?

Today.

Things I did today:

Woke up.
Went to Cowtown… First time in probably two years. Bought nothing.
Went to Cream Valley for Ice Cream and a Cheeseburger.
Went to Lowe’s and bought a new dishwasher.
Ate Chinese food.
Removed four ceramic tiles.
Removed old dishwasher.
Installed new dishwasher.

Going to NYC tomorrow. If you’re in the area call me.