My (Twitter) Status: Why is just about the entire Internet down between 2AM and 6AM?

Hello from PA Turnpike Mile 128

So I’ve been in the car since 8:30 AM… but I’m almost home.. well. another 200 miles or something… Maybe 3-4 hours away from home… Traffic is moving slowly… but yay for my cell phone for the web. Here’s some crappy cell phone pictures… But gosh. I look like crap.